12th December 2026 -🎄 The Deck the Halls Double Decker Bus Tour 🎄
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This trip is fundraising for Voices of Children. Help provide vital psychological assistance and rehabilitation to children and families affected by the war in Ukraine.
During the day, the above map will include live tracking of our bus. Click here for the facebook event.
Get ready for the ultimate festive journey through London’s history and world-famous Christmas lights. On this trip, we are hopping back aboard a private double-decker bus. Travel is completely free, the festive drinks will be flowing on board, and every penny raised on the day goes directly to charity.
🎉 All Are Welcome
Whether you are in it for the pints, love classic London transport, or just want a great day out, non-drinkers are welcome. There will be soft drinks, snacks, pizza, and good vibes for everyone.
🕒 The Route & Timetable

Kings Cross Station
12:00 · London
We depart from York Way, to the side of Kings Cross station, past McDonalds and just in front of Bus Stop G.

The Globe
12:20 · Moorgate
Situated right in the heart of the City, The Globe stands directly on the former site of the historic Swan and Hoop Inn. This spot was the birthplace of one of England’s greatest Romantic poets, John Keats, in 1795. Keats’s father managed the inn and kept horses there. You can still spot the commemorative plaque on the pub’s exterior today.

The Prospect of Whitby
13:45 · Wapping
London’s oldest riverside pub (c. 1520). Originally ‘The Devil’s Tavern’, a den for pirates and smugglers. The infamous Hanging Judge Jeffreys drank here while watching executions. Original flagstone floor survives; a mock noose dangles over the Thames out back.

The Space Bar
14:45 · Isle of Dogs
This is not your standard East End boozer. The bar is located inside the vestry of St Paul’s Church, built in 1859. The church was originally constructed specifically to serve the thousands of Scottish shipyard workers who migrated to the Isle of Dogs to build Isambard Kingdom Brunel’s mammoth engineering marvel, the SS Great Eastern. After falling into heavy ruin in the 1970s, the building was saved by a local community trust.

The Hung, Drawn & Quartered
15:55 · Tower Hill
Named after the brutal medieval punishment for high treason, this pub sits just a stone’s throw from the Tower Hill scaffold site where countless historical figures lost their heads. Housed in a spectacular former bank building, the interior is defined by towering ceilings, ornate cornicing, and dark wood paneling. Famed 17th-century diarist Samuel Pepys lived on this very street, documenting the Great Fire of London and the local executions from his nearby home. It’s also incredibly convenient for the bus, as your driver can park easily in the Tower Hill Coach Park just around the corner.

Westminster
17:10 · City of Westminster
As the sun sets and the city lights begin to glow, our sightseeing journey officially kicks off in the political heart of London. We will sweep directly past the spectacular London Eye, Gothic architecture of the Houses of Parliament, and Westminster Abbey. Have your cameras ready on the top deck to capture the iconic, brightly illuminated clock face of Big Ben before we head west toward the luxury storefronts of Knightsbridge.

Harrods
17:25 · Knightsbridge
Our first major sightseeing pause brings us face-to-face with London’s most famous department store. The sprawling Edwardian terracotta facade is famously draped in thousands of glowing golden bulbs, creating a massive, luminous spectacle. We will hold here for a 15-minute photo opportunity so you can capture the ultimate luxury Christmas backdrop before we dive into the West End.

Piccadilly & Regent Street
18:05 · West End
After navigating the bright neon glow of Piccadilly Circus, the bus takes a sweeping curve north up Regent Street. This is where the top deck truly pays off—we will drive directly beneath the majestic “Spirits of Christmas,” a fleet of massive, glowing angels spanning the entire width of the street, suspended high above the historic John Nash architecture.

Theatreland & Trafalgar Square
18:20 · West End
We weave straight into the heart of Theatreland down Shaftesbury Avenue, treated to a dazzling canyon of illuminated theatre marquees and buzzing crowds. The bus then sweeps through the world-famous neon glow of Piccadilly Circus for a second time and then heads down to Trafalgar Square to catch a glimpse of London’s iconic Norwegian Christmas tree, perfectly setting the scene before we pull up to our final pub stop.

Mr Fogg’s Society of Exploration
18:35 · Strand
This incredibly immersive bar is an eccentric shrine to Jules Verne’s famous Victorian adventurer, Phileas Fogg. The interior is a spectacular, theatrical tribute to global travel, packed with antique maps, globes, taxidermy, and curiosities collected from around the world. The highlight is a life-size, wood-paneled Victorian train carriage sitting right in the middle of the room, modeled after the Orient Express.

St Paul’s Cathedral
19:50 · City of London
Emerging from the pub and heading down the historic stretch of Fleet Street, we pull up for a dedicated 10-minute photo stop at Sir Christopher Wren’s architectural masterpiece. Beautifully up-lit against the winter night sky, the cathedral’s iconic dome provides a stunning, solemn contrast to the frantic neon energy of the West End.

London Bridge & Tower Bridge
20:00 · River Thames
For our grand finale, we roll past the towering Monument to the Great Fire of London before crossing the Thames. London Bridge offers sweeping, unobstructed views of the illuminated Shard and HMS Belfast, before we loop back over the spectacular, glowing suspension cables of Tower Bridge itself to complete our journey.

The Traitor’s Gate
20:20 · Tower Hill
Taking its name from the notorious water entrance to the nearby Tower of London, this quintessential pub perfectly channels the area’s dark Tudor history. For centuries, accused traitors like Sir Thomas More and a young Queen Elizabeth I were ferried by barge through the original stone gate to await their fate. Today, the pub offers a much warmer welcome, blending mottled leather, traditional wooden panelling, and candlelight just a stone’s throw from where those infamous prisoners once arrived.
Note: The bus may run slightly early or late. Every effort will be made to get people heading out of London back to the city centre in time for their trains. If you wish to join during the day, you are advised to keep tabs on the live tracking at the top of this page.
🚨 Crawl Survival Guide
Please read this before boarding:
- Mind the Gap (and the Time): We are running on a tight schedule. When we signal that it is time to move, finish your pint and get back on board. If you are late, you are catching an Uber to the next stop!
- Don’t be a Bus Wanker: Drinks and snacks are heavily encouraged onboard. We will have a stash available, plus a pizza delivery directly to the vehicle during the day. Please make sure to use the bins provided!
- Pace Yourself: This is a marathon, not a sprint. We have six pubs, a christmas lights tour, and a full day ahead of us. Legend has it that on a previous trip someone once got so enthusiastic they attempted a cartwheel outside a pub and broke their ankle, and on another trip someone fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Romford!
- The Terminus: The route ends at around 8:30 PM at The Traitor’s Gate near the Tower of London. Tower Hill, Fenchurch Street, Liverpool Street and many bus routes are all within a few minutes’ walk. From there you can head home, grab food, or carry the party on!
🚐 A Massive Thanks (And a Quick Favour)
We’ve covered the upfront cost so everyone can come along for free. But while you’re on board, we want to make a real difference.
We are collecting on board for Voices of Children—an incredible charity providing vital psychological and psychosocial support to children and families who have suffered as a result of the war in Ukraine.
Running a vehicle like this is a massive labor of love with heavy year-round operating costs. By chipping in today, your contributions encourage us to host events like this, while allowing us to make a dedicated donation to Voices of Children on behalf of everyone aboard.
P.S. The most generous donations might just get first dibs on seats when we return… 👀
